Third Saturday in October

Lots of loose ends wrapped up

 

We got 10-2 Bama in the playoffs over (11-1?) Georgia and the team that won the West?

 

If I'm making my fantasy season, Georgia gets beat by Georgia Tech as well as Tennessee, Tennessee blows Ole Miss out of Atlanta and USC stumbles down the stretch. This leaves us with Ohio State #1, Tennessee #2, Alabama #3 and Clemson #4.

 

If it’s a fantasy season, let’s move Alabama to #4 and beat them in the title game.

 

I wouldn't mind beating Ohio State in a bowl again, though. Let me relive 90s dominance all at once

 

[dadgum], boys, it's only Monday. You keep this up and I might be dead before Thursday.

 

C’mon, y’all, you can do this but you don’t let people find out about it—jinx waiting to happen.

 

It's a new day, my friend.

 

It’s fake news. That’s a parody account

 

I choose to live in a world where this is true.

 

I have wondered what will happen.

We win, that field's getting stormed, and Seal Team Six won't be able to stop it.

 

I feel like we won’t storm the field unless the game is decided in the final few minutes.

 

Can that still be like a double-negative?

 

I dunno. It’s like not having sex for 16 yes. Doesn’t really matter how it happens, there is no way to overcome the flooding and subsequent mess

 

Jinx schminx

 

I'm 36 rows up in the south endzone. I'll be on the field if it happens.

 

I'll be 23 rows up in North End zone. I won't be on the field, BUT I'll be cheering you crazy bastages that are. I'm pumped!

Go Vols!

 

Sitting in my seats, watching you younguns storm the field in '98 was glorious. I hope to be there when your kids (maybe grandkids?) do it.

 

I’ll have my dad there with me otherwise I probably would be on the field also.