Long and short of it - Don't trust a 3rd rate truck stop whore and a Melungeon to solve any problem. They will only make it infinitely worse. So, we're looking for new mods. State your case why you should be one.
I once helped DMX push his car off the side of the road when he ran out of gas. Pretty sure that makes me a Ruff Ryder, which totally qualifies me to be a mod.
BTW, is this the proper place to be posting this? I say this would be more appropriately posted in the VIP section.
Earl Simmons has spent the last few years here in upstate SC (if he's still here), and I knew he lived within a mile or 2 of us. My wife and I were riding home one day and came across this fella unsuccessfully struggling to push his gigantic car (think 1970s Impala) up a short hill to the gas station. I told my wife I was gonna pull over and help, and when we got up next to him I said, "is that DMX?" and she said "yes it is". I got out and helped, and I acted like I didn't know who he was. He was very appreciative (fist bump, "God bless you brotha"). The funny thing is, there were two 20-something-year-old men who watched the whole charade from the gas station and wanted pics with him when we got the car to the pump. He told them to go away, and we took off. Is that my 15 minutes?...cuz it kinda sucked.
I'll permaban anyone that addresses Dooley as anything other than DDIAPOS and Butch as anything other than Lyle. I also had a girlfriend one time, but she doesn't get online much anymore.
Well, when I get out of prison, I'll take a train, with mama, to Knoxville, get drunk, rent a truck and run over Butch Jones. And I'll hang around as long as you will let me.