New Mods Needed

Should not disqualify, IMO.

 

nude picks would greatly help your case

 

Not being born in the USA disqualifies you from being President. This is a lot like that.

 

Yes, along with me carrying an autographed photo of BigVolDaddy.

 

Droski may as well be from Communist China, come on now.

 

If I were a mod I would deport all the VN illegals and do something terrific.

 

Good God you sick and twisted individual. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Communist China > Auburn

ISIS > Auburn

The bacteria in the gum I scraped off my shoe last week after I stepped in dog poop > Auburn

 

I'd eliminate that bullshit Cal Bears section.

 

Welcome to the club.

 

Dammit it is a pleasant place full of good people. One day I'm gonna kidnap all you bastards, take you to Auburn, and we're gonna have one helluva time.

 

Let me add in that my overall record in NCAA football is 314-34...just saying.

 

If I was mod you would get banned for this statement.

 

*adds a point to pro-mod column*

 

Which I went behind and subtracted once you left the room.

 

I can eat 50 eggs.

 

*subtracts the previous given point*

 

I am a Special Assets Manager at a bank. I repo cars and foreclose on houses as part of my job. I don't take crap off of anyone and have a very thick skin. I also can be bought off and am not above bribery. And I am a whore - I would suck your **** for only $500 and a bottle of mouthwash. Hell, how do you think I got my name DownNDirty?

 

I'm throwing my name in because that's what I always do when this comes up.

 

I've been to Auburn. It sucked.