New Mods Needed

Strong.

 

I am not PJ.
I am not ddiapos.
My name is not Lyle.
I don't use Facebook.
I do not make custom avatars for recruits.
I've never visited the Pilot off of Exit 4.
I have enough pocket presents to share with all of the mods.
I can be an escape goat for anything that goes wrong.
I post from a Toshiba.
I've never been tackled by a kicker.
I don't read poetry.

 

You trying to take my job?

 

Not sure that gets you to mod, but that story is awesome.

 

That may hurt you.

 

My first thought. That is a pretty big ding against the record, imho tfwiw

 

The best customers get house calls.

 

**** Lyle. **** Hart too.

 

Well, I feel that I would be a great mod because I would do so in a fashion that emulates the best mod I've encountered, Vollygirl. Her ability to provide stewardship of a board and still deliver witty and charming messages as a poster demonstrates the type of mod I strive to be. My only desire would be to have others see a little bit of her in my moderating efforts while promoting the type of favoritism necessary for any board and curtailing of any negative talk about the program or coaches with only the most ingenious words of condescension. I want it to be like she's here.

Furthermore, I would like to help put into place here a system that arbitrarily suspends and bans people for stepping out of line with comments that question anything in the natural order of the universe, like the infallibility of Tennessee coaches, the usefulness of private messages, coaches game decisions, calling important people by their first names and whether or not cliches are a valuable learning tool. I can't emphasize enough how important I feel these things are in the day day operation of a board and will work tirelessly for them as a mod. Eventually, I would also like to have a pay board with a guru, hopefully me, that will provide University of Tennessee information to everyone 15 seconds ahead of everyone else getting it, making sure this board makes a profit and also becomes a secondary mouthpiece for the UTAD. But, that's in the future.

So, thank you for your time and consideration. I hope you see how I am the best person and most qualified for this job.

 

How is Vollygirl's ass?

 

Feels like two sandbags.

 

Do you have pictures of you wearing pom pom pants?

 

Let me think...

I'm level headed and empathetic.
I have a solid sense of fashion and am happy to advise.
I work in analytics, so...oh ****, forget it.

 

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

Therefore, yes. Thank you.

 

I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. I still jerk off manually.

 

You went to Auburn. Sorry.

 

Card and your resume:

 

Yeah, sorry about that.

 

You're out of your element

 

I'm currently sitting on the couch in my underwear