50 / 50 Q&A: Hatvol

Remember, nothing personally identifying (unless they want to offer it). Anything else is free game.

The participant gets 3 passes, otherwise, they have to answer every question openly, fully and above all else, truthfully.

So, Hat's on the hot seat. I'll start with a few:

1. Name one dude that you'd make out with. From this board.
2. Which Andy Griffith Show character most closely represents your personality?
3. Percent chance that Bruce Pearl is again the head basketball coach of Tennessee?
4. What were the next three most preferred occupational options after law?
5. You're about to be executed via firing squad - name your last drink.
6. Jimmy Cheek gives you two contracts - each for $15M over five years - unlimited access to the university plan, and absolute autonomy in the hiring decision(s) - who is our new basketball and football coaches, respectively.
7. Best movie no one has likely seen?
8. Last time you cried, and why?
9. Top reason that OU and Texas won't even consider joining the SEC?
10. Your life depends on winning a single basketball game, with a team comprised of average talent, but you can pick any single player (in their prime) to lead it. Who's that player, and who coaches that team for the single game?
11. What's the one thing that, if known, would somewhat help Tennessee fans to forgive Kiffin?
12. In what year of law school do they remove your soul, and what do they do with it, once removed?
13. Would you have sex with a smoking hot and completely willing nun?
14. Do you believe in ghosts? Why or why not?

 

15. What's your favorite song?

 

16. If you ever had one, what was the name of your first pet?

 

18. Do you like the taste of orange juice after you brush your teeth?

 

19. Who would you rather spend two weeks stuck on a deserted island with, utgibbs or MHF?

 

20. Coffee, black or cream and sugar?

21. What city were you born in?

22. Inny or outy? ( not crotch area)

NOTE: I omitted the question about donuts because our numbers were off. If you would really like to know the answer, feel free to add again.

--cotton

 

23. Did you ever regret -- or wish you could take back -- something you said about Bruce Pearl?

 

24. What's the best Kevin O'Neill story you can share?

 

25. Who is your favorite comedian, and why?

 

26. What do you want for Christmas this year?

 

27. Tyler Bray, first round pick or simply feasting on weak competition?

 

28. In a scenerio where you would have a threesome including the hottest chick in the world and your third had to be either Phil Fulmer or John Chavis, which one would you choose?

 

29. Have you always been hateful to people, or is there a point in life where you can say this was where it all started?

 

From interactions with him in "real life" I'd say he's anything but hateful.

 

He knows Im joking.

Seemed like a good thread to stir him up.

 

Did you tie the knot or are you still on track?

 

31. What's the "hat" in Hatvol stand for or where does it come from?

 

32. What would be your definition of hell?

 

has answered. It's about the feud with the McCoys.

 

heard on TOOS it's a misspelling for hate - just trying to confirm/disconfirm