How To Bring Back America

Parents of newborn boys should be issued Walmart's Charles Bronson Collection, Gary Cooper's Sergeant York, and a Case knife.

 

.....No Shooter's Bible?

 

Ruger 10/22 too

 

What do we give the girls?

 

My son has 2 case knives waiting for him when he gets a little older

 

Got several handed down from my grandaddy.

 

Sergeant York is a classic.

 

Penises.

And a cookbook.

 

you say that like your'e willing to share. i call bs.

 

For every girl born, we burn a modern women's lib book.

 

herpes?

 

Pots and pans.

 

Ummm, a girl with a penis isn't really a girl regardless of what she told you NYY.

 

#volinbhamgetsit

 

Laughed.

 

You catch on quick.

Glad to have you around.

 

Ya know, they said my uncle could tell the sex of any animal just by touching its penis.