Louisville Prostitution Scandal

I need to find Katina Powell's contact information. She needs to move to Waco to do "research" on the sequel to Breaking Cardinal Rules.

 

And therein lies my problem. On one hand, Pitino is a wretched human being. On the other hand, he melts the ever loving shit out of the UK fan base, and anybody who does that is generally OK in my book.

 

It's ok to dislike Pitino and think it is terrific that he gave UK the biggest ****-you in college sports history when he went to Louisville, a ****-you that gets larger every time he takes the floor against them, wins anything of note, signs a recruit wanted by both, or winds up on sportscenter.

 

That's good to know.

 

Welcome to Team Chaos.

 

17 to 18 year old High School boys/young men. Imagine if it were your son.

 

Imagine if it were your daughter! I'm with you, this is seriously screwed up.

 

I'm pretty sure UK fans are rather enjoying seeing Pitino on Sportscenter the last three weeks.

 

There are lots of people loving every minute of this, myself included.

 

I hate Pitino far, far more than I do UK.

 

There are definitely a lot of smiles in Lexington and Morgantown.

 

I for one hope my daughter is never on either side of that equation, but not everyone is quite so protective. I remember a bammer football player allegedly being involved in a domestic dispute with his girlfriend that involved some sort of violence. It was widely reported that the girlfriend's father, a bammer of course, said that she probably deserved it.

 

Wow.

 

I vaguely remember that.

 

Imagine if my daughter were a wheeuuure? I don't think I'd be pissed off the dudes if my daugher were a dirty dirty wheeuure.


[video=youtube;RC7hZY3sVxE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE[/video]

 

Bill Simmons ?@BillSimmons 5h5 hours ago
I hope Rick Pitino can recover from that vicious grilling that Mike and Mike gave him today.

Bill Simmons ?@BillSimmons 5h5 hours ago
"Hey Rick, your program used hookers to recruit teenagers and you're saying you're not accountable - so, um, who's winning the tournament?"

Bill Simmons ?@BillSimmons 5h5 hours ago
"Hey Rick - you presided over an escort scandal that got your school banned from the tournament and you didn't quit. Who are your sleepers?

Bill Simmons ?@BillSimmons 5h5 hours ago
"Hey Rick, you've had two damaging scandals at Louisville and you refuse to step down - what's it like to coach against your son?"

Bill Simmons ?@BillSimmons 5h5 hours ago
"Hey Rick - most schools give their recruits free dinners, your school gave them free orgasms. What do you think of the one-and-done rule?"

 

sometimes I appreciate simmons. this is one of those situations. mike and mike are a disgrace and they've been like this forever. just terrified of offending anyone. amazing they get ratings.

 

I watch Mike and Mike because it's the only thing on in the gym at 6 am.

 

Not amazing at all.

 

Code for "I yearn for that delicious delicious milquetoast."