OWH Memorial Undead Topic

Don't bring your insecurities in here, Freud.

 

Seems pretty useless. Unless it’s a super thick door.

 

What the Holy Hell:

http://lite987whop.com/syn/1411/63048/twelve-year-old-arrested-for-attempted-murder/

 

Might as well nip that one in the bud before it blooms

 

Sometimes I wonder how my brother made it.

 

That's......................something. All the way around.

 

Antisocial personality disorder just doesn't quite capture the horror of a 12 year old attempting to murder a 4 year old. Is redemption and reform even possible?

 

I use to have the same college dream. Got me every time.

 

Man I glad I'm not the only one that has had this type of dream. It's weird as hell.

 

I’ve also had a dream a time or two where I start to realize I might be dreaming, then somehow logically conclude that it’s definitely not a dream.

 

My worst dreams are usually some 'Catcher in the Rye' type scenario where I'm trying to direct people and they keep on doing what they're doing.

 

Haha.

 

Now I want to see an entire civil war generals lineup, with different cars.

 

My wife’s birthday present is a new sewage line from the house to the street, since ours had an identity crisis and decided it wanted to be lots of little pieces of pipe, rather than one solid one.

If the water heater can just go out, I will have succeeded in replacing every single major thing on a home, inside of 2 years.

 

That's the gift that keeps on givin' the year round.

 

That sucks dude. I have a tankless water heater, which gives you an endless supply of hot water, that is really good for when I want to take a shower after my girls fill up the jacuzzi tub, but it reduces the water pressure. It makes it hard to wash clothes and the shower at the same time.

 

Suppose General Sherman would have flames on the fenders

 

Not sure where to put this.http://www.businessinsider.com/kylie-jenner-gofundme-fans-crowdfunding-billionaire-2018-7
I weep for humanity

 

The Kardashians have made the world a dumber place