OWH Memorial Undead Topic

2 more chemo rounds. Done in April. Been a long 6 months.
Brought our family closer. We were on autopilot and lacked true perspective.

 

Where did you go?

 

I hope it wasn’t type B. I would have just stayed on the toilet the whole flight home if it’s what I had.

 

And kpt has managed to cause a worldwide outbreak of the the swine flu.

 

Well they picked the wrong guy to start it. I’ve been on a lot of airplanes the last couple of weeks. I think I’m the only person the TSA allows to cover his mouth when he coughs or sneezes.

 

Worth the trip. Though I'm hurting pretty good.

 

Went for a run this evening and passed a dog. I rarely see loose dogs along my normal routes from the house in bammer, so I started the typical thought process of whether or not it's aggressive, etc. I got fairly close as I passed it, and it barely paid me any mind. All was good. I got a bit of a late start and decided to make another loop around the block where I saw the dog. It had moved a few houses down and it was behaving like a hunting dog or another that stays penned more than it is out. I thought nothing of it as I approached. It turned, looked at me, and I thought maybe it just hadn't noticed me before. As it headed my way, it looked at me, appeared startled, and abruptly turned straight into my thigh. The crazy thing run its head and shoulder into my upper thigh. Stupid kamikaze canine left me a pain in my groin from the impact and my trying to evade its last second dart toward me. Luckily I walked it off. I thought I had just about pulled a ssmiff for a second.

 

You really should consider taking the car from now on.

 

Who runs with bacon in their pockets?

 

You lost me at “went for a run”.

 

I had to glue a cut over my oldest son's eye because he and my brother in law's lab ran head first into each other a few Christmases ago.

 

Sounds like a decent hit by the dog coming up to stop the run

 

Either one have any eligibility in the ncaa? We need LBs

 

Air Bud 4: Necessary Ruffness

 

So cheesy I'm surprised it didn't happen.

 

Air Bud 4: Wide Retriever

 

He caught me late in the run for what I've been doing the past couple of months. I think I would have been able to evade him or at least give him the stiff arm at mile one. At mile five, I was thinking more about it being all uphill back to the house.

 

So my wife got one of those phone calls from the "Sheriff's office" talking about how she'd missed jury duty and he was trying to help her out before her fine got out of hand, blah, blah, blah... at some point he was going to ask for some form of untraceable money transfer. She quickly realized it was a hoax and called him out on it. He got irate and screamed some profanity at her. Anyway, his caller ID actually said he was calling from Knox Co. Sheriffs Department, so he was obviously using one of those special number generator deals. Anything we can do to get this guy busted?

 

Call the sheriff's office back and tell them to kiss your ass.

 

I got same thing over here in NC last year Caller ID said Florida (LMAO). They knew the Sheriff and County Clerk names, etc.

I kept the kid on the phone for 30 minutes. Asking questions, everytime he would get excited and start talking fast, I would calm him down and remind him I was an old man and my hearing was poor.

I finally thanked him and said even though they would throw me in jail, I was just gonna take my chance and drive down to sheriff office.

Called sheriff, freaked them out and they had me submit an online report to Federal govt. I think it was FBI.