The Next Plague - Murder Hornets

My brother and i ran into a yellowjacket nest when we were kids. Standing next to each other. He was taken to the hospital and had over 50 stings. I didnt get stung once. He has always held that against me.

 

I've come to enjoy burning nests.

 

Watching the little bastards fly around on fire brings me joy

 

How do I go about acquiring a flame thrower?

 

That's how you get Corona, you conjagaloon.

 

They sell them here.

 

Is he as fragile as you, or is your situation one of karma returning the favor for laughing at him

 

My fragility is overrated. If i wasnt 50 and trying to still play bball, flag, ski, juijitsu, etc i wouldnt have been injured so often.

 

Is a mix. In half the Asian countries, it’s a sideways vag. In the other half, the girls have tiny penises.

 

Wait, those are tiny?

 

Just to be safe, we are going to limit your posts to 20 words in order to avoid thumb injuries.

 

Only the lucky have 2 thumbs. This always feels pretty good though.

 

Turns out it already is a tasty treat:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/05/...6690&user_id=ba0b78286faa28ff71196833f98e2b9a

 

They also eat a puffer fish that will kill you. They are a weird people.

 

Yeah, overrated.

 

Can tickle your taint while jerking.

Fancy.