Back in the day, if you ever listened to Loveline, Adam Carolla would have this game called "Germany or Florida?" Where his theory that almost every [uck fay]ed up news story came from one of these places. So he would read said story and you would call in and guess if it was Germany or Florida. Which leads me to this story i saw this morning, oh that Florida. Cable installer masturbates in woman's living room | Weird | Venice-North Port News Excuse me, i didn't order that package...