Things for an 8th maxim FAQ

Because no one gives a shit to re-read anything that you find noteworthy.

Your account has obviously been placed in "Limp Mode", I guess.

 

I wish I could buy you for what you're really worth and sell you for what you think you're worth.

 

So is it working, or not?

 

Unsurprisingly, you show the sort of complete and bumbling ineptness with both basic math and anything resembling a capitalistic idea, as I would expect from any other Deacon in the First Socialistic Church of Holy Unionized Workforces.

 

Yeah, man. It's all good. You work your Internet wizardry quite well. Thanks.

 

His critical thinking?

Negative.

 

Kiss my ass, comrade.

 

This is true.

 

By both definition and mountainous historical evidences, your admission of its truth makes it false.

 

Fl0at, I have another question you can add to the 8th's frequently asked questions:

Is Tenny a [Penis] in real life or does he just play one on the internet?

My suggestion for the answer to post is, "Yes."

 

This could quite possibly be the first frequently asked question in this frequently asked questions thread.

 

You'd better ask the site genius, Modok, for confirmation seeing how my critical thinking skills rank just above pond scum and just below a paramecium.

 

We lack a site genius, but if we had one, that asshat would probably ask if you meant observational skills.

And the answer would undoubtedly be 42. Because it seems to always be 42.

 

Damn. I am stupid. I thought the answer was "c".

 

C was 42.

See. Told ya. The answer is always 42.

Mind blowing.

 

Math is amazing.

 

I went to the mall the other day and saw a sign in a kiosk that said,"Ears pierced while you wait", What other way is there to do that? Can you just drop them off and pick them up later?

 

Answer:

The general public is so stupid, the vast majority just need practical advice.

 

Well it was in Alabama, I should have known.

 

That's different. I must add the phrase, "with illustrated flash cards" to the answer.