Your Job (I produce adult-themed media and features)

Very similar to my previous career. You see all kinds.

 

I've saw some very crazy things........

Two of the craziest:

1. Half million dollar house trashed by a doctor who had a bad drug problem. After foreclosure we went in and found he had been cooking meth. He would just piss in bottles and cups all over the house and not even bother with the toilet alot of the time. The saddest part of that is all of the kids toys in the house - he had a young daughter and I wanted to kick his ass for putting his kid through that disgusting mess.

2. Another nasty house - this time a rathole type of house anyway. There was a couple of "paths" in the house where you could walk. Trash piled to the ceilings all around otherwise. It's one of two times I've puked while in foreclosed houses (the other the guy had 50 pounds of meat in a freezer in an outbuilding - power had been off for over a month and I opened the door for the first time it had been opened in 2 months on a very hot July afternoon. Never want to ever smell anything like that again). Anyway, I had khaki pants on and in about 5 minutes my khakis were black - covered in fleas. In the bedroom I tripped over some of the trash and found a dog skeleton. These people literally had the damn dog die in the floor of the bedroom and just left it there.

I've saw quite a few other crazy stuff but that's a couple of standout moments.

 

You're failing at life if you're a doctor, and you're shitting in a wal-mart plastic bag in your house.

 

What if you're a school teacher/coach who just prefers to shit in a bag so I can see the TV?

 

Double or single bag?

 

Single. Just because I shit in a bag doesn't mean the earth has to suffer.

 

Shitting in Wal-Mart bags is a staple at Civil War reenactments

 

Rite of passage.

 

OP's job is allsume imo. If you really love that sorta stuff I bet you could have some fun with it.

 

OP works with gay porn, mostly men, but it pays more.

This isn't to say that he enjoys the work or not.