Neighborhood Mystery

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by IP, May 21, 2021.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Last Saturday, we had a deer in our yard for the first time. We have many foxes and such around, but this was the first time we had seen a deer. Cool. A young buck.

    The next day, my wife woke up to find the front half of a fawn in the yard. In my flawed wisdom, I decided to let the carcass be until Monday morning, to give a chance for predators to come and claim it. This ended up traumatic for my wife, as just an hour later a doe came along and was licking and tugging at it, presumably trying to wake up her offspring. She came back a couple of times that day to do this, spending an hour each time trying. That evening, the foxes came and tried to pull it apart and take it. They apparently eventually succeeded.

    So what happened? All I can figure is that it was hit by a car that broke its spine or possibly tore it in two, and the foxes did the rest in terms of bringing it to my back yard. But we are on a dead end street in a subdivision. Where is the back half? Could it have been a larger predator? Some other event?
     
  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Do you have coyotes?
     
  3. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

    Aliens, most likely.
     
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  4. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Satanists, imo
     
  5. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    That close to DC?

    Hunter Biden came to visit dad and went on a bender.
     
  6. The Dooz

    The Dooz Super Moderator

    Jesus.
     
  7. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    How many people in your neighborhood are vaccinated? I’d go ahead and start working on your apocalypse plan because the first ones should be turning around now
     
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  8. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    Well he did say it was a fawn...
     
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  9. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Did not do it.
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    A competing predator tried to pull the one half one way, toward their territory. And the foxes eventually won, by pulling the entire thing to their territory, after running off the other predator in your yard.

    This is also a good time to mention that video cameras for outside are cheap as hell.
     
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  11. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    If there were any wounds to the throat, you can almost bet your ass it was a coyote.
     
  12. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    Sounds like you pissed off the mafia
     
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  13. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    No wounds on the throat. And if coyotes move in, I don't think my foxes will stay. Those two seem to be mutually exclusive in territory.
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I should say, there were no wounds of any kind except for being severed in half. Like the victim of an amateur magician.
     
  15. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I've walked up on deer bedding down in DC in Rock Creek Park. There are a lot of woodland animals around DC.
     
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  16. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    The house we just bought has so much wildlife around. It’s a neighborhood, but plenty of woods in the immediate area. I have seen deer and groups of 20-30 wild turkeys regularly. Even saw what I think was a Sandhill Crane a few months ago just chilling around the creek back behind our house, although I’m not 100% because I didn’t think they really came to this area.
     
  17. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    Chupacabra
     
  19. PilotFlyingJ

    PilotFlyingJ Chieftain

    Hit by car then brought in your yard by a dog who lost interest.
     
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  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    They get along where I'm at but I imagine I've got more green space
     

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