The theory of evolution does NOT claim only the strong will survive. That ****ing dead wrong. God damn, the ignorance of our culture is astounding. The fittest will survive. And I don't mean the most conditioned. I mean the ones most suited to the current environment/conditions. WTF, inspirational speech guy? Were you sleeping in basic Biology?
You know, I once had a girl on Rocky Top. She was really sweet. But then it turned out she was a mink. Like, literally. I had been so drunk on whiskey I had been trying to have sex with a furry critter in the weasel family. True story. Wrote a song about it.
I bought a brand new bottle of charcoal lighter fluid, if we lose I'm burning every piece of orange clothing I own.