Utah State game day thread

Now that is funny, right there.

 

Hope everyone remembered to buy their liquor yesterday.

 

I don't miss that.

 

The theory of evolution does NOT claim only the strong will survive. That ****ing dead wrong. God damn, the ignorance of our culture is astounding.

The fittest will survive. And I don't mean the most conditioned. I mean the ones most suited to the current environment/conditions. WTF, inspirational speech guy? Were you sleeping in basic Biology?

 

Is it the shame? Or the limp?

 

My bad. I'm sure you're a mind reader with test scores that high.


And what's this "we" shit?

 

100 mile stare. and cold sore.

 

Both and the bottle of Valtrex in our pocket is a dead giveaway.

 

You know, I once had a girl on Rocky Top. She was really sweet. But then it turned out she was a mink. Like, literally. I had been so drunk on whiskey I had been trying to have sex with a furry critter in the weasel family. True story. Wrote a song about it.

 

Tick Tock

 

JayVols ascension to the top of the Bassman hater leader-boards is quite the inspirational story.

 

I bought a brand new bottle of charcoal lighter fluid, if we lose I'm burning every piece of orange clothing I own.

 

^^^...Hope that's not too dramatic.

 

boooo

 

Good luck today, guys. Expect you all to pull away late.

 

Over/under on Jalen Hurd rushing yards tonight officially set at a million and a half. Todd who?

 

Girly

 

Sitting in Stephanos waiting on the pizza. Is there an 8th tailgate today?

 

Yep, at Stefanos. I'll be there at 3:00.

 

Pork butt is being slow roasted as we speak. Can't wait for game time!