"I've talked to 10 head coaches this morning."

Very.

 

He probably doesn't even have ten coaches who would speak to him. And how does he have time to talk to coaches while watching 33 hours of film in one day?

 

brown eye

 

written bigger and bolder than it was previous to this simple extension of the idiocy?

 

Get too close and you end up with pink eye.

 

Only if it winks @ you

 

and what's up with this silliness about talking to other coaches as support for his stupidity?

do we have any fans anywhere who buy that crap? Does he really believe that our fans bought the stupidity about coaches calling to support him after he crapped the bed twice with awful decisions and plainly pathetic preparation?

 

"Butch, you're doing great. Keep it up" - Bob Stoops

"You're on the right path. It's a process" - Nick Saban

"It's not easy to build a program. You're doing an outstanding job. I approve of your charts." - Jim McElwain

 

"Thanks for taking me to Golden Corral while in K-Town. Keep up the solid work." - Bret Bielema

 

any chance I can get a copy of those charts to use after losses. Nobody will ever believe me, so I'd like to produce some. where'd you get 'em? what's that? ACME?"

 

"You gonna eat that?" - Bret Bielema

 

Damn, you beat me to it

 

chocolate waterfall or wave pool or whatever I was drinking from is allsome. you seen my wife?

 

I believe and sometimes AD's are called Coach. He was looking for job openings.

 

We probably just found out who told him it took 7 years to build a program.

 

Wouldn't be surprised. plenty of coaches have to admire him for his grade a bullshit

 

Maybe he segues to politics?

 

Your slander of Ken Howard is noted. You are on a list.

 

I would like to give Bielema's wife a chocolate waterfall.

 

Ouch. On Hat's List. I hesitate to ask, but front or back pocket?