"I've talked to 10 head coaches this morning."

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by MettaWorldPeace, Nov 9, 2015.

  1. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

    Lyle's answer as to keeping "locker room focus" at home. He also said Tennessee played with "bad eyes" on Saturday night.
     
  2. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    I have to assume that those supporting him are on the schedule for next year.
     
  3. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    These are the things that make me hope for losses. Our players are getting screwed so dang hard.
     
  4. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

    I mean, can anyone imagine this doofus getting up at the crack of daylight and calling coaches to ask about gaining "focus"? I laugh at that.
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    It's possible some will think you're just making a joke. Let me assure them that it is virtually certain that the vast majority of these "coach friends" are future opponents.
     
  6. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Fun hypothetical: What 10 coaches could he conceivably have called. Probably no Power 5 guys. Some MAC coaches maybe. Or do all the dumb coaches have a secret coalition dedicated to figuring out what the good coaches know that they don't?
     
  7. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  8. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    exactly.

    "I'm struggling with getting our guys to focus for these home games, can you help?"

    "absolutely. Tell the media that your fans suck, win 8 games against garbage, lose all meaningful games, sign extension, stay at UT for a couple decades (or until I'm gone). Any more questions?"
     
  9. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  10. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  11. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  12. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Why does this asshat continue to stand in front of a microphone?

    And why do we continue to employ this clown?
     
  13. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  14. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

  15. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Too soon.
     
  16. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Just pretend it is a Gruden/Geno Smith draft day relationship.
     
  17. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    You'd think at some point he'd figure out, its probably best not to say the first thing that pops in your head.
     
  18. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Or any of the things that pop into your head.
     
  19. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    How many distractions are in the locker room? Is there a carnival in there or something?
     
  20. RockyHill

    RockyHill Loves Auburn more than Tennessee.

    Well it's hard to keep a group of kindergarteners focused.
     

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