Random college football thread

I think we’re starting to see the shift to more exciting nfl games again.

It just became such a cookie cutter league for that it got stale but they’re starting to get creative again on offense and copy more of college offenses.

 

70s through the 90s. Watched it religiously, even into the 2000s. Buy Midway through it became throw throw throw don't touch the QB or look at the QB or touch the receiver or look at the receiver.

And the Patriots.

 

Currently in first place in the OpportunityIsNowhere Division...

 

I'm like "15? no. 4? nope. 154? no... 54? no..."

 

Comment section is funny

 

15 x 2 arms + 4 = 34 in the replies is best answer thus far.

 

Doesn't look like the Fibonacci sequence to me

 

Not surprised. After all this is the same program that has a turnover backpack.

 

This is the best...

 

Spencer Hall sent EDSBS out with a bang today. If you weren’t reading him all these years you definitely missed out.

 

They had some good stuff occasionally but I just didn’t get it a lot of the time

 

I get that. A lot of the stuff Spencer wrote that I love I don’t think many of my friends who are big CFB fans would really get. And there were certainly things that their following seemed to love that I didn’t get. But I think some of Spencer’s best work is as good as it gets, I’ve not really seen better.

 

I mean, Hatin’ Ass Spurrier was all time

 

He was all or nothing, I either laughed my ass off or was just slightly confused.

 

I no longer like Will Healy. I had high hopes for him.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

He needs to make sure a frumpy guy in khakis carries it above his head while awkwardly running around for full effect.

 

Some random ones -

There are five stars on the Honduran flag. Even they're outrecruiting Dan Mullen.

Seems like every year we worry about the Iranian nuclear program but they never manage to do anything. Didn't even know Butch Jones spoke Farsi.

Good news, Mark Richt! Read the Bible this morning. Your football team inherits the whole earth.

Last time something cut through Georgia like that Scarlett O'Hara and Rhett Butler were running away from it in a buggy.

Bob Stoops has a future in casino security. Threw Dana Holgorsen out of the building like a pro.

Didn't see Les eat any grass. Something that rhymed with grass? Now, that I saw.

Louisville's won three in a row? Well, it's good to see Bobby Petrino take a sudden turn that doesn't end up in a ditch.

Not the first night Bielema's had where throwing something up turned the whole night around.

 

No way he said all of those..