COVID-19 (artist formerly known as Wuhan strain novel Corona virus)

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by IP, Jan 28, 2020.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Me - This situation is more legal than accounting, I don't know the answer, and I do not want to guess, you need to contact attorney

    Client - Well, what is the attorney going to tell me?

    Me - I, I don't know.

    Client - Gets mad because I don't know answer and he has to pay attorney
     
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  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Aaand now an asteroid is on collision course with us.

    It's only six feet in diameter, but knowing 2020 it has a uranium core.
     
  3. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    That we are detecting them is a good thing. Need to do it earlier,though.
     
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    6 feet? Pfft.
     
  5. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    Only like a .41% chance of impact, so it's basically just the flu
     
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  6. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I'd like to formally volunteer to go into space, drill a hole in the asteroid, plant a bomb, and blow that mother[uck fay]er up before it gets anywhere near the earth.
     
  7. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Me too, but I don't want to pay taxes again, ever.
     
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  8. TBSVOL

    TBSVOL Member

    Small improvement continues from last week
    Davidson and Shelby % Closed Cases are in the mid 80's
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  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Did you happen to see the quote from the Haywood Co. mayor early last week about why they have such a high rate?
     
  10. TBSVOL

    TBSVOL Member

    I did not, what did he say.
    (had some surgery this week and haven't looked at much)
     
  11. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Im gonna shove you out of the way and do it myself.
    Take care of my daughter
     
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  12. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Just don’t put your outfit in charge of it
     
  13. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    More or less said that his residents were too dumb to know what to do to prevent it from spreading.
     
  14. TBSVOL

    TBSVOL Member

    Wow - looks like he's not looking to be re-elected.
    Also, I looked at the bottom 5 active in the state, you might see one you recognize.
    91 Weakley 12
    92 Henderson 12.6
    93 Johnson 17.3
    94 Hardeman 17.6
    95 Haywood 20.3
     
  15. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Yup.

    One of the last counties in the state to have a case, and then it went like wildfire.

    4 out of 5 from west end.
     
  16. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Probably get covid and get kicked off the project
     
  17. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    There are a couple of items which grabbed my attention here, not all of which were connected.

     
  18. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    Now that is funny.
     
  19. cpninja

    cpninja Member

  20. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Damn
     

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