Bowl Guesses

I would strongly considering traveling for this one.

 

Dukes = Hellmans for poor people.

 

Hellman’s is fatsplooge for people who put ranch dressing on everything too… and love pumpkin spice.

 

Can't hear you over the exhaust leak in your '86 Tempo on your way to grab some Dukes.

 

Mayo is only useful for making grilled cheese. Other than that, disgusting no matter the brand.

 

While I don’t agree with your take on Mayo overall, Mayo for grilled cheeses is legit


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Legit lol!! But Hellman’s and Blue Plate are garbage. Duke’s is the best Mayo on the planet and it isn’t even close.

 

duke's tastes like miracle whip.... and miracle whip is shit.

 

True story, I bought Dukes over Hellmans when I was in Germany because it was 30% less at the commissary. Now the local brands, including the Hellmans, were terrible - almost Miracle Whip in mayo packaging.

 

Contrasting mayo flavors is like describing preferences in butt plugs. I want nothing to do with it, it's just not my thing and I don't really understand the distinctions being made.

 

But it doesn't.

 

You need to step up your troll game… that’s some weak shit right there…

 

What is your favorite flavor of butt plug?

 

From my limited understanding, they probably all taste like mayo.

 

I'd take a butt plug inserted daily before I'd ever intentionally eat mayo again one time.

 

well we differ there

 

Not a chocolate man?

 

And pimento cheese

 

Mayo is the heart of a great condiment, but mayo itself is not a good condiment. But aioli, with whatever flavorings you want to throw in there? That’s fantastic, but it’s basically just fancy mayo.

 

I bet a bunch of you mayo haters just LOOOOOve you some home made Mac & Cheese, don’t ya???

I won’t spoil it for you by telling you the secret ingredient in any self respecting cooks M&C recipe is Duke’s…