12 yo boy arrested for Farting in class

I should go to jail daily!


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/florida-boy-arrested-gas-attack

 

Heh.

 

I mean, who calls the police on that? what is wrong with people?

 

It was obviously a scare tactic. If you read the article, he has been disrupting class for some time. He goes around and turns of computers, etc.

The parents either need to whip him or his parents need to be whipped.

 

And the teacher who couldn't deal with it too.

 

Thats what he should have been arrested for.

 

I am honestly at a loss what teachers can do about these sort of things.

 

send him out of the room? I dunno.

 

I guess I still live in the bygone days of yore.

 

Mine know to ask to go into the hallway.

 

Kid is probably the new school hero.

 

They can't whip the kids. They can't raise their voices.

I couldn't be a teacher

 

Can you kick them out of the room? I definitely couldn't be a teacher either.

 

tell him he can't come back.

 

Holding him down and farting directly in his face would probably do the trick.

 

Looks like this was from 2008. I'd be curious to see an update. If he farting in middle school, he's no doubt burning bags of poop on doorsteps now.

 

"So, what are you in for?"

 

"Nothing, I didn't do it, man"

 

"Lawyer ****ed me!"

 

Plug his nose so he has to take a big inhale eventually. Time the fart accordingly.