2 hours into my work day and I sat on

my sack. I have been in agony since 10am.

 

Boxers have a downside.

 

You must have a pair like Bad Grandpa.

 

I spent a summer helping a friend was (and still is!) a plumber... We got a call from this old man out in the country... He wanted us to lower the water level in his toilet because his nuts kept getting dunked every time he went to take a shit... We dropped it as much as possible but it wasn't enough to keep his nuts dry... Going commando for decades + wearing Liberty overalls exclusively = soggy nuts.....

 

I trip over mine.

 

And everyone else's

 

Big difference between tripping and stumbling on.

 

Does stumbling mean gagging in Tennessee?

 

Did your wife lecture you when you brought them back?

 

Sounds like you need to clean your room then.

 

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