50 Questions With Private Ryan

I am positive this thread sucks balls. You?

 

This is going so well.

 

agree

 

private Ryan, do your moms panties look better on you or her?

 

Is 6 inches really average, is that big enough?

 

I'll answer when we get to fifty. Chop chop.

 

why does this thread suck so bad?
why am i even reading this?
what is the 1,874,863 digit of pi?
how many u.s. presidents were circumcised?
how do it know?
why wouldn't karen just eat?
how much semen was actually pumped out of rod stewart's stomach?
why hasn't evolution voided us of our appendix?
why can't i get no tang round here?
is it really always sunny in philadelphia?
why am i doing this?
do you still enjoy gay sex or has the "new" worn off?
i mean, really, why didn't she just eat, she was so ****ing talented?!
is "it "really worth it?
where's the beef?
what's love got do, got to do with it?
was the lead singer from white snake banging tawny kitaen at one point?
who wasn't banging tawny kitaen at some point?
am i right?
what was that guys name that was with the beatles before ringo?
didn't he play with the yardbirds or some shit?
which one was rob and which one was fab?
didn't fab kill himself?
did you know that george washing had a set of teeth made from a hippos tusk?
when was the last time you saw two very different breeds of dogs locked up?(pure breds only, no sooners)
do you remember that episode of south park where the super nanny ended up in a insane asylum eating her own shit after dealing with cartman?
did you know that phil collins wrote that "in the air tonight" song about watching his buddy drown and another guy not doing shit about it, so phil guilted the guy into killing himself?
did you know that is an urban legend?
did you know that song was really about his divorce?
did you know karen won a grammy for drumming?
seriously, why can't i get no tang round here?
did you know that all proceeds from newman's own salad dressings goes to charity?
do you know what charity?
what does it feel like to have a vagina full of sand?
can you lick your own elbow?
when will they make a thundercats reboot?
why the **** does michael bay want to shit all over the tmnt origins?
whats the deal with kanye?
really, the cat has talent but wtf?
why doesn't george bush care about black people?
who thought baywatch nights was a good idea?
what am i getting for christmas?
tawny kitaen, that [itch bay] literally ****ed the entire 80's, right?
kelly lebrock, that smoking hot chick from weird science, was married to steven segal, how ****ed up is that!?!?
you ever watch squidbillies?
what's the after the 9th step in a 12 step program?
have you ever "pulled" a calf?
have you ever been "pulling" a calf and it get stuck and you have to use a come-a-long to get it out?
have you ever been "pulling" a calf with a come-a-long and have it rip the calf in half and then you have to go shoulder deep in that cow's reproductive system and fish out the other half by hand?
seriously, how is someone blessed with the greatest voice ever and still lack the confidence to accept herself?

 

Will the kickers ever stop haunting my dreams?

 

Lulz!

 

7" is average, sorry for ya!

 

Why does Tex still say Lulz despite the fact that he is a middle aged man?

 

Because I like to use Lulz.....it's new and improved. Is it really an age realated thing?