If we were going on sheer idiotcy, this would be NTVC's tourney to win. His trail of fail is quite extensive yet his tenacity to come back for more is endearing. A true test in the first round though.
It will come to me. He's the dumbass that is a back office administrator at Sewanee or some such shiz. He played golf at APSU and swears he's US Open bound and the best golfer within a 200 mile radius of his house. Couldn't be a bigger [Penis].