8thmaxim’s Expert Panel Question and Answer

During this period of COVID-19 related inactivity, I have assembled the smartest minds from around the internet to answer your questions. Please submit your entries throughout the weekend and the best question will be selected and answered Monday by a team of qualified experts in the appropriate field.

 

How do you use the three shells?

 

Was Quaid really having an accidental procedure induced psychotic episode?

 

Did that [itch bay] in Florida kill her husband?

 

Guarantano or '08 Crompton?

 

In 100 words or less, how should Game of Thrones have ended?

 

Who really shot JFK?

 

Who is the best person to ever exist and why is it John Ward?

 

Why can women have multiple orgasms?

 

If you had to guess, what are all the components to the seasoning on a Pal’s frenchie fry?

 

Was that actually Larry's homework?

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

I can answer that. If men could have mult orgasms, the human race would never get anything done and would have gone extinct.

 

According to Robot Chicken it was a Mongoose.

 

Dried [ejaculate] sprinkles, misplaced small-town nostalgia and sadness.

 

If a tree falls in a forest and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

What do women really think?

 

“Damn that’s big.”

 

How do they cram all that graham?

 

Why would anyone actually go to [uck fay] Auburn?