Alabama, 3:30 EST

Time to come back from vacation in fantasy land boys. There's zero chance of beating Alabama this year.

 

Yeah, but [uck fay] Auburn.

 

The five minutes between my post and yours is the best five minutes of Tennessee football I’ve had since Florida 2016.

 

What Tua will do to our secondary may not be allowed on CBS.

 

That kid effortlessly throws as good of a ball as I’ve seen in the college game in a long, long time.

 

This is the same network that continues to air Big Bang Theory. They have no standards.

 

I’m not sure he can be much better than 10/13 for 334 and 4 TDs.

But then again, I’ve been proven wrong time and time again when saying something can’t get worse for us.

 

Looking at his stats, why did he get credit for his second pass TD against Arky? Alabama receiver fumbled it, and it was picked up by another Bama player for a TD. Is that usually credited as a pass TD?

 

I heard someone talking about that, and yes, it is still a TD pass.

 

Bullshit. [uck fay] Auburn.

 

That sounds like something that would happen to us

 

Knowing CBS they will cut to a tennis match or women's softball

 

This is the same school which claims 278 National Championships, plus, stats involve math.

 

Except that player who scored would be our opponent.

 

I hate that I’m old enough to get this reference...

 

No shit

 

Wishful thinking. They would miss out on the shots of Tennessee fans with their hands laced behind their heads, the shots of the mass exodus of fans midway through the second half, and the conversation on crowning Tua as the new king heisman. CBS must have these things.

 

When Tua is in New York for the Heisman ceremony and they show highlights of all the players, I expect to see a lot of footage from this game.

 

He's already got his highlight reel, though