All Red Meat Leads to Premature Death

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by Tenacious D, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    It's a Harvard study that tracked 110,000 people over the course of some 20 years, so it's seems difficult to argue with the findings (although unsurprisingly, someone already have challenged it, based on divergent data collection methods), and impossible simply dismiss them.

    An excerpt reads:
    Link: Harvard Study: All Red Meat, Processed and Unprocessed, Linked to Premature Death, Bad for Human Health
  2. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    i'm ok with this. i don't need to live forever
  3. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Give me red meat and give me death.
  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    My great grandfather ate a hamburger steak every day. Medium rare. He died at 102.
  5. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

  6. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Damn red meat got him.
  7. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I may die prematurely , but I'll die happy. That's fine with me.
  8. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    God takes us when he wants to is my terribly oversimplified logic.
  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    All red meat leads to premature death. But only the best barbeque leads to premature ejaculation.
  10. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Study also found that processed red meat was worse.
  11. dknash

    dknash Chieftain

    I propose that the premature time of death from eating red meat be reclassified as the natural life expectancy. These studies are always so negative.
  12. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    I don't care.

    Pass the steaks.
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I don't care
  14. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    I'm in the don't care group as well. More steak for me.
  15. Lexvol

    Lexvol Guest

    Choosing between becoming an earth muffin or imminent death.....I take death.
  16. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Doesn't matter had steak
  17. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Gotta die sooner or later. Cancer is gonna get most of us before then anyway.
  18. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    Jealous I didn't think of this. Have to make a meme.
  19. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I have no idea how to do that
  20. chavisut

    chavisut Dan Mullen Fan Club President

    I would on my lap top.

    I would love to hear Ron Swanson's thoughts on this study.

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