Auburn at USCe

To me, it all hinges on which Garcia shows up. If he plays the way he did last week, we shall lose.

 

Auburn is pretty bad. Gotta believe Garcia won't have back-to-back 4 INT games... surely.

 

I would hope not. He is due to play worth a damn. If he will just complete passes to our guys and not theirs, we should win.

 

Lattimore will have a career day

 

South Cocks have it.

 

SCAR's new pants and helmets suck

 

Trotter's mustache is very Crompton-esque.

 

I think Auburn's coach apparel sucks. SCAR's uni's were better before, though.

 

SCAR's unis kind of remind me of the Houston Texans.

 

When did the Texans start using tribal tattoos on their pants?

 

I meant the jersey design. The pants' design reminds me of those Zubas pants of the early 90's:

 

By the way, Garcia needs to be screened for some sort of degenerative brain disorder. He's going [pretty gosh danged dumb] faster than Algernon, and is making Spurrier look like Charlie.

 

It occurs to me that an Auburn win over SCAR could end up being big for Tennessee's position in the division.

 

That is the best-case scenario for Tennessee finishing in the top half of the division. We have to win some East games, though.

 

It's strange how SCAR always plays to their opponent. Such a waste of a loaded roster.

 

The best team in the East on paper is about to lose to the 4th best team in the West. So strange how things have changed over the last decade.

 

He's a smarter scrambler and ball carrier than Crompton.

 

Blatant holding, took the refs awhile before they threw the flag.

 

Garcia is about to get booed.

 

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