Auburn

Knock knock


Who's there?


[uck fay] Auburn.

 

This is better than Viagra, honestly.

 

How many auburn fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?



[uck fay] auburn

 

My folks have taken a liking to Auburn over the years that my brother and I were there, but if you ask my Dad his most memorable Auburn game?

“1985, we wore those sons of [itch bay]es out and made Bo quit.”

How many of y’all were there for that one?

 

Also, on the topic of this game, I hate that we don’t get some of the cross decision rivalries anymore. Auburn-UF and Auburn-UT should not be once every 5-7 year games.

 

A priest, a horse and a whore walk into a bar...

[uck fay] Auburn

 

Why did the chicken [uck fay] auburn?

Because [uck fay] auburn.

 

Yes it should, you know why?

Because [uck fay] auburn.

 

I can see why Tennessee fans would feel that way.

 

Two AU grads walk into a bar.

Bartender says [uck fay] Auburn.

 

The two grads leave disappointed they weren’t able to apply for barback position.

[uck fay] Auburn.

 

What's incest called in Alabama?

Auburn's capstone class.

[uck fay] Auburn.

 

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream [uck fay] auburn.

 

[uck fay] auburn

 

I...


I don't......



I think I might cry.




It's so....beautiful.

[uck fay] Auburn.

 

It’s shameful to think he was still calling UT games last time we actually beat ([uck fay]) Auburn...

 

Kesling needs to go. We havnet won jack shit since he took over.

 

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

[uck fay] auburn.

 

Albobtross