Beating a Dead Horse: Our Offensive Staff Sucks

As if we didn't already know it, check out what DeBord said about the OL. Un-freaking-believable. This what we get by making a comfort/buddy/good ole boy/washed up never-was hire instead of a quality hire for OC.


http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2016/9/15/12925604/links-what-would-you-like-to-see-more-of-from-the-tennessee-volunteers-offense-vs-ohio?hl=1&noRedirect=1

 

Is that legal? Who knew...

 

We should just put 11 new guys out there every series. Clearly the problem is guys are getting way too tired. That's why we suck so bad in the first quarter of every game, obviously.

 

Series? Hell, we already switch several guys each play.

 

Jogging on and off the field could be contributing to the excessive first quarter fatigue. Maybe we could have a sideline hyperbaric oxygen chamber in which our players can rest in between series.

 

Or... "What the hell is a stunt??? Why are the Defensive Lineman moving? Why don't they hit the guy in front of them? Is this legal? That's not how we did it back in the 50's!! Damn this new-fangled defensive namby pamby strategy!"

 

Jay, if it makes you feel any better, and I know it won't, neither WE nor YOU hired this dusty old fart (movie reference). THEY did. And, it was absolutely against our will. However, WE and YOU are stuck with him.

 

Understand.

And no. It doesn't help, but thanks anyway.