Being Bret Bielema

Discussion in 'Sports' started by fl0at_, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Anyone watch this?
     
  2. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    No, but if it has his 3 minute stumble and fall during the hog walk, it's worth it.
     
  3. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Haven't seen any of them, but apparently he's a man of the people, type dude.

    Like, gas station energy drinks and lottery ticket purchaser. Then $60 to the girl scouts or whatever outside selling something.

    And after his bowl game here in Memphis, he was at a dive sports bar drinking beer and watching the NFL on Sunday.

    Could be a fun follow.
     
  4. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    He's married to a cocktail waitress he met in Vegas.

    He gives no ****s
     
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    No shits are given by this man.

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  6. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

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  7. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Seems like he understands he just coaches a game and doesn't have to act like it's more than that
     
  8. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I think he's just a redneck
     
  9. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    The guys who understand it isn't the goddamn Yalta Conference are the good guys. People like K and Meyer who act as if they are doing something of real importance can go shove a heated tire iron up their asses.
     
  10. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    You say that as if it is a bad thing. There but for the grace..
     
  11. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    I'd trade coaches with Arkansas in .0025 seconds.
     
  12. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Why the hesitation?
     
  13. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Well-Known Member

    Good point.
     
  14. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    My first thought as well.
     
  15. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Not at all, most coaches just cheat on their wives with the cocktail waitress. Bielema skipped that part
     
  16. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    Big fan of Bielema, he's rough around the edges and could give less than a shit what anyone thinks about it.
     
  17. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Me too. Wish he was our oaf.
     
  18. Joseph Brant

    Joseph Brant Airbrush Aficionado

    "Dude, let's go to the Sons of Italy after the game, they've got Bud pitchers for $4"
     
  19. MettaWorldPeace

    MettaWorldPeace Contributor

    If my memory serves, she didn't even know who he was when they got together. So, he was able to bag her as a fat redneck, instead of a rich, fat redneck. Kudos to him.
     
  20. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Put Custom Title Here

    If true

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