Berry Twins

Dare it is

 

Evan on twitter today claiming some 5-star measurables: 203 lbs., 4.34 / 40.

https://twitter.com/aSuperManDoe

 

Eric's always said Evan was faster than him

 

Recently beat Eric in a straight-up foot race, IIRC.

 

Elliot telling Evan to take the bricks out of his shorts cracked me up.

 

Seeing the mouthbreather vol fans tweeting to them makes my right eye twitch.

 

bricks

 

If the devil is real, he invented twitter

 

I hate that too.

 

Twitter is a badass source for news.

 

bricks on bricks on bricks

 

#gotit

 

I seem to survive without it and don't risk stalking teenagers in the process

 

You can't accidentally stalk teenagers. It's a choice.

 

Is it stalking if you make them an avatar in return?

 

I know that some of y'all have probably seen this but just throwing it out there from TOOS...Ole Sparty

 

Lol.

 

Did Sparty ditch this place, haven't seen him on here in a while?

 

So they won't get a scholarship for a year? No chance

 

Was he the one suggesting Eric show his true VFL colors by paying their tuition? I know somebody said that but can't remember where I read it. Sounds like VN material for sure.