1. I swear they bus people in from Kentucky and Alabama for any country music concert. How do I know their respective locales, you ask? It says so, right on the front of their sleeveless shirt, airbrushed in Old English script. For the women, its the same font, but inked in a tat on their bicep. 2. The Band Perry sounds just as badly in person as you'd think they would. Maybe a tad worse. 3. The first person who can invent some sort of walk-along urine trough for women will die a bazillionaire. I would just piss in my pants, or hand, than wait in those lines.