Butch Jones Monday Press Conference.

Congrats on getting a team full of youth that hadn't been bowling before to get up for one game. What an accomplishment. Way to meet expectations in one game.

 

because he's dumb as a hammer and pandering to similar folk

 

i think the implication is he took a shit team to a bowl win.

 

Yeah, and that will sell to the average village idiot (although said idiot will simply parrot the words and not quite decipher this intent).

Oh, and it's not a bowl "win". It's a bowl "championship". For the love of all things good I hate people who use language like this to spin a basic expectation into conquering the world.

 

He's never coached at a school with national title expectations.

Look at CMU and Cincinnati. What did they expect? Bowl wins

 

Caretaker watched 17 hours of film, but didn't watch closely enough to know how many damned receivers we played.

 

In other words, we use analytics when we need to come up for our excuses for not knowing what in the hell we're doing during the game.

 

It probably just sounded cool in the excuse brainstorming session

 

What's so ****ing infuriating is that 98, 01, 04, 07 teams all had bowl wins. Other teams had appearances, but these teams had wins. And he KNOWS this. Winning bowl games means **** around here. It's expected. But, winning bowl games when your teams doesn't play for the SEC title, welp, turns out we haven't done that in a while...must make this dull, pimply, red-faced, stupid mother****er special. He sure thinks he is. Hopes we're dumb enough to think the same because his analytics intern was able to spin a stat.

News flash, Lyle: Bowl games...they're a bare-****ing-minimum here. Having a shitty season and winning a meaningless bowl...it's - you guessed it - meaningless. We are not impressed with anything you've done on the field to date. Nothing. Not a ****ing bit of it. The next "big win" over Iowa will be the first "big win" over Iowa. **** you. **** your staff. **** your chart. **** your hair cut. Get lost.

 

And unbutton that damned top button Mr Fauntleroy.

 

Jt5 probably needed to unbutton his after that

 

He's out of control.

 

Yes. Agreed.

 

Leave JT5 alone. He's on a roll.

 

I approve

 

Germans?

 

The got damn Germans had nothin to do with it.

 

You sounded a little taller on the radio.

 

Put the evidence in the car, Jr.

 

"Bowl Championships."