can you imagine the pure hell

That saturday night will be for everyone wearing a headset? Nothing says shitfest like football's biggest micromanager with a bird's eye view of a sport he cant coach.

 

You're assuming they will have their headsets turned on.

 

I'm hoping the crutches get thrown at least once during the night.

 

He'll be angry that nobody told him that the water bottles weren't aligned and equidistant.

 

(Dooley)----"Can you hear me now? What about now? Still can't hear me? What about now?"

 

Will likely comment on the pH and dissolved calcium carbonate content.

 

Glacier water coming. Sorry IP, gonna have to take another for the team.

 

Jokes on him. Glacier water is nasty. Dust, dirt, bugs, hair and stuff in that.

 

Be a good use of a GA just to stand there and go, "shhhhhh...breaking up........kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....having hard t......phphphphptttttttttttt..." into the mike.

 

I see this going on until at least the half.

 

I'd make it "cut out" during halftime.

 

Its not like he will be making any adjustments during that time

 

There are two scenarios with Dooley in the press box that concern me.

1 - A UT loss is pinned on the fact that Dear Leader was not available to inspire his troops to victory, garnering another built-in excuse for failure accepted by the masses.

2 - Free of the idiocy of Precious on the sideline ****ing everything up, UT plays to their capabilities and defeats Miss. St. Captain Dipshit then gets the credit for the victory.

Thinking about it almost makes me think he did this on purpose.

 

Where's Rommel?

 

The part that really scares me is when I think about the possibility that he actually does make adjustments at the half...