Confusing the issue even further, the statute of limitations, which is 10 years old, was recently molested by Jerry Sandusky. Charge against Penn State administrators likely to be dropped after change to Jerry Sandusky shower allegations - ESPN
Can't believe y'all didn't respond to this. It was definitely the funniest thing I wrote all day. Hate you guys.
I should have phrased it the way it is phrased now. It makes less actual sense, but it makes it more funny. Ah, oh well. My joke sucked this time. There's always next time.
Yes, the new phrasing is better. By the way, applying stuff from that blog you shared has definitely been a game changer. The dude is a genius.