COVID-19 (artist formerly known as Wuhan strain novel Corona virus)

The key is to lead with your chin, so as to maximize the chances that you’ll never remember it.

Or, how to chew. Maybe breathe.

 

This makes my hands sweat:

 

Once you finally beat him, it kind of ruined the game.

 

Yeah those first few times fighting him didnt go well or very long

 

I'm just surprised tenny is characterizing us as heavyweight boxers. I guess TT has busted his feelings on here a few times.

 

TennTra.

I’ve characterized TennTra as a heavyweight.

 

thanks, I do try and maintain a healthy weight and I am flattered you noticed

 

Well he ain’t wrong these days. Haha

 

I picture it like this...



minus about a 100 on the hotness scale.

 

More like

 

Please. As soon as my shirt was ripped off you’d be starry eyed.

 

Haha

 

more of this:

 

geeeez

 

Coronavirus and bulimia are a dangerous combo.

 

I meant that as an intellectual / debating opponent heavyweight.

You may also be fat, but the remark had nothing to do with body weight.

It was both a complement to you and a slight to IP (via his exclusion from my consideration of a “heavyweight”), considering that Indy shit-housed him in that other thread.

 

IP: Criticism is a hoax?
Indy: He didn't say virus was a hoax. Trump good, criticism bad and a hoax.

Tenny: OOOHH! Indy shit-housed him!

Tenny then lays back in his Trump Tower shaped bed, gazes up at the golfing Trump poster on the ceiling, and daydreams about the tape giving out.

 

Protesteth.

 

Probably a good time to point out that being called or labeled a shithouser isn’t a compliment.

It’s British slang for a footballer who will dive or cheat their way into gaining an advantage against their opponent. So while you may have one upped your opponent, you haven’t done so in any noble or dominating way.

You may want a shithouser on you team, similar to a goon in hockey, to insert themselves when needed, but overall, their actions aren’t looked down upon with any kind or bravery or accomplishment.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

 

I learned something new today.