Craigslist Responses From an *******

That ******* being me.

I think I could make a career out of this. Basically, I'm lookng for a new apartment on CL, and I got annoyed by a bunch of listings that were obviously from the same guy that kept listing the apartments like a half mile away (in a bad direction) from where the apartments were actually located. After seeing a few of these I replied with something pretty snarky and insulting, thought it was great fun, and have been ramping up the fun for the last 30 minutes or so. I think I have a real gift with this. I may go pro.


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Couple questions:

1) you’re just renting this out for one month?
2) These two girls: are they hot? Naughty?

I guess that was three questions, actually, which is more like “a few” rather than “a couple”. To be fair, with two 25 year old females in the place, and yours truly potentially coming on board, I suspect things might tend to get grouped more like “a few” on a regular basis…if ya know what ah mean.


http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/roo/4767534253.html
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I crack myself up

 

I'm looking forward the responses.

 

Crappy thread title. IMO

 

Spartan interior.

Looked like they were only looking for females.

 

Sylvia is a dude?

 

Nah, I was implying I was going to be the dude.

 

Yeah, I know that. The potential tenant glossed over that part after reading the "two 25 year old females" part. You can't really blame him.

 

Thoughts on the genre, though. This has legs, no?

 

Try it again, but this time go as Ms. Garrison.

 

This guy is better:
http://www.dontevenreply.com/

 

genius.

This guy has his moments too:

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

 

He refers to the girls as "nice and clean". Ask if that means Brazilians.

 

Yes. Proceed.

 

Thank you for this. I've laughed till I hurt.

 

This would have been funny. In 2008.

 

Y'all hadn't seen that guy before?

He's great.

 

He's better now. I'm still finding my voice.

 

The spider picture one is obviously damn amazing and just one of the best things ever done on the internet, but I don't love all his stuff.

The first time I read the spider picture thread, I was borderline convulsing with laughter.

 

Ya, the spider bit nearly killed me the first time.