Creative Ways to Fire Butch

Butch: What individual hired you guys?

Two Guys and a Truck: "Let's see...name on the bill is a John Currie. Do you know him?"

 

Yes

 

https://youtu.be/cNX_wGyKhmM

 

Pretend that the UMass game is canceled due to some bogus travel reason and have Phil lead them out

 

I don't want fulmer within 1000 miles of any interim position. ****er would dig in like a tick.

 

Just stop paying him and ... "Fix the glitch"

 

I would take it at this point for the entertainment value.

 

I mean what are we gonna do... hire a good coach?

 

The old Dilbert joke:

Butch: "My key card didn't work this morning and I had to follow someone in. Then my password didn't work on my computer and my phone stopped working. What else isn't going to work today?"

Currie: *grins like the Cheshire Cat*

 

I'm gonna load up a DT McCall's delivery truck and drive it to Knoxville and park it in front of Butch's house.

 

Announce it over the PA system as the clock hits 0 after losing to Vandy @ home.

 

Just call in into your office and tell him he's fired, works for me

 

Honestly, I don't want to do anything that drums up sympathy for him. I want him to be uncomfortable, though.

 

Of course this is the way you actually do it.

 

Just any old normal way is good enough for me, all I'm saying

 

Have you seen my orange trashcan?

 

Disperse, the fun police have arrived.

 

Nah, fun away. I just want it done however