Might as well have fun with it. I already suggested locking him in a room with Al Haynesworth or Currie firing him over the Jumbotron. Let's have some others.
Thunder and Peyton hand delivering the buyout check on Sunday morning after the Bama game, have UTSports follow them to the door
He's pretty dumb. Any chance we could trick him into signing what he believes is an extension but is actually a legally binding document of resignation and surrender of his buyout money?
Present him a life championship trophy, then hand him an envelope with the termination letter in it at halftime of the uga game
Have him and Brady Hoke line up in the circle of life drill with Currie handing him the pink slip right before they go at it. Then, let Hoke bury him into the ground.
At halftime, make him kick field goals for a chance to void his termination papers. Can make it look like one of those big checks and everything. I think it fair to start him out around 50 yards.
Take his contract, slam dunk it into a trash can that a lucky fan who won a lottery then carries around the stadium.
Tell him that they want to use the trashcan in a publicity stunt. They will take a cannon and make it look like our sacred trashcan. We will tell Butch that we are going to shoot him into the net 50 yards away and this will be the launch of the 2018 marketing campaign which will be titled, "Soaring to new heights." Tell him he can jump up after he lands and excitedly proclaim the new slogan to the masses. Then load him in the cannon, turn it around, and propel him straight into an enormous brick wall. As the camera pans over his broken carcass we see a dark shadow on a black horse through the rising dust. He dismounts and we see the hand of this person reach down and pick up a loose brick. We see this person from the waist down walk over to Butch. Butch, bloody and sniveling, looks upon the face of the dark rider. He shrieks as the brick makes contact with his skull. We slowly pan up to a sneering Jon Gruden. He looks straight into the camera and says NO GIMMICKS NEEDED. The screen fades and in big orange letters appearing there are two simple words.....WE'RE BACK