Dating Tips for the Socially Awkward

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  1. countvolcula

    countvolcula Contributor

    Some of us are very lucky. We never had trouble making friends or meeting people. We have dated lots of fine women and some of us married them( I did). So, as a pulic service to the socially awkward that visit these boards, we the fortunate, should share some of our tried and true tips.

    1) Dress for success. No button down, shortsleeve plaid shirts and Members only jackets
    2) When meeting a girl, dont mention that you still live with your parents and the damp basement air is why you are sniffling
    3) Try not to stare or act overly excited that a girl is actually talking to you. Its creepy and it makes them feel uneasy
    4) Dont mention your GPA or that you feel that Windows 7 far exceeds the Vista platform
    5) Dont use terms like WAN, WLAN, Virtual Network, VPN, Bandwidth. Nerd terms are not turn ons
    6) Brute is no longer a socially accepted scent. Move up to at least something by CK or Armani
    7) For the love of God, no bluetooth. Its not cool in the slightest


    Thats all I could think of now. Maybe some other members of the 8th will help me, help you
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2011
  2. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    trust funds are sexy
     
  3. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Some call them slumpbusters, smart people call them practice for the pretty ones
     
  4. countvolcula

    countvolcula Contributor

    Best cure for the uglies and small weenies
     
  5. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    .
     
    Last edited: Oct 12, 2011
  6. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Is this another AJ thread?
     
  7. WM

    WM Active Member

    Keep the rape van at home.
     
  8. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Unless

    1. The fair is in town.
    2. Field trip day to the local park for the schools.
     
  9. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Play darts, not pool.

    Most chics are awful at pool, yet somehow capable of playing darts.
     
  10. MG1968

    MG1968 Member

    don't have virtual sex with her until you've had real sex with her (or some other human female)

    don't look for hidden meaning in her tramp stamp

    a hot girl smoking a cigarette isn't sexy, a hot girl smoking an expensive cigar is

    if she has to get drunk in order to be interested in you, go back home to Mom and Dad's basement, you're as big a loser as Axion Jaxion or Lawgator1
     
  11. emainvol

    emainvol Super Moderator

    [uck fay] that, just get on her level so you don't have to feel like you took advantage of her.
     
  12. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Excellent
     
  13. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    Poor advice if you're following the metric system. It didn't work
     
  14. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    I'd have to lay on the table. Doubt it'd touch then.
     

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