Some of us are very lucky. We never had trouble making friends or meeting people. We have dated lots of fine women and some of us married them( I did). So, as a pulic service to the socially awkward that visit these boards, we the fortunate, should share some of our tried and true tips. 1) Dress for success. No button down, shortsleeve plaid shirts and Members only jackets 2) When meeting a girl, dont mention that you still live with your parents and the damp basement air is why you are sniffling 3) Try not to stare or act overly excited that a girl is actually talking to you. Its creepy and it makes them feel uneasy 4) Dont mention your GPA or that you feel that Windows 7 far exceeds the Vista platform 5) Dont use terms like WAN, WLAN, Virtual Network, VPN, Bandwidth. Nerd terms are not turn ons 6) Brute is no longer a socially accepted scent. Move up to at least something by CK or Armani 7) For the love of God, no bluetooth. Its not cool in the slightest Thats all I could think of now. Maybe some other members of the 8th will help me, help you
don't have virtual sex with her until you've had real sex with her (or some other human female) don't look for hidden meaning in her tramp stamp a hot girl smoking a cigarette isn't sexy, a hot girl smoking an expensive cigar is if she has to get drunk in order to be interested in you, go back home to Mom and Dad's basement, you're as big a loser as Axion Jaxion or Lawgator1
