Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by CardinalVol, Aug 31, 2011.
Sickening pervs or role-models?
And good stories you've witnessed (or been a part of)?
Pervs until I become one, then role models.
Sabanocchio. No further comment necessary.
I don't know any, but from what I understand cwil is pretty well connected.
When my step grandfather had to go to a nursing home due to dementia, he had a roommate that would sort of hum or sing to himself all the time, and if a sub 40 year old woman were around he would just casually begin groping her. They would laugh and gently push his hands off and give him a light scolding. The whole time he'd keep on humming/softly singing to himself. One time after he did this to an employee there in front of us, he looked over at me as I was slightly smirking and shaking my head. He winked at me and smiled for a second then went back into his "daze" and hummed again.
Dude was a genius.
Clarification - the old men who hit on younger women, not recruitng junkies who like shirtless teenage boys.
Doesn't matter what category they're in, usually the stories are hilarious in one sense or another.
That's the best story I've heard in a while.
I once knew a girl on a fan site that heard talking penises.
I guess we all have that to look forward to
Went to lunch and saw an older lawyer here in town call a waitress over. Stayed seating, gave her a hug, asked where she'd been and the entire conversation sat there and rubbed/patted her leg and ass. As shameless as I've ever seen. Twas all I could do to keep from laughing.
So what if my wife is 15 years younger than me......
If she's not upset, why should anyone else be?
High fives all around?
I have a friend who is married to a woman 30+ years younger. He looks like and sounds like the Dos Equis guy.
she had me at hello..
you're married to Renee Zell-widger?
I may qualify as a professor but I ain't telling no stories.
Are we talking about senior citizens that hit on every piece of tail they see? If so, heroes.
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