Dirty Old Men

Discussion in 'The Thunderdome' started by CardinalVol, Aug 31, 2011.

  1. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Mod in Glass House

    Sickening pervs or role-models?

    And good stories you've witnessed (or been a part of)?

    Discuss.
     
  2. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Pervs until I become one, then role models.
     
  3. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Super Moderator

    Sabanocchio. No further comment necessary.
     
  4. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    I don't know any, but from what I understand cwil is pretty well connected.
     
  5. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Super Moderator

  6. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    A+ thread.

    When my step grandfather had to go to a nursing home due to dementia, he had a roommate that would sort of hum or sing to himself all the time, and if a sub 40 year old woman were around he would just casually begin groping her. They would laugh and gently push his hands off and give him a light scolding. The whole time he'd keep on humming/softly singing to himself. One time after he did this to an employee there in front of us, he looked over at me as I was slightly smirking and shaking my head. He winked at me and smiled for a second then went back into his "daze" and hummed again.

    Dude was a genius.
     
  7. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Mod in Glass House

    Clarification - the old men who hit on younger women, not recruitng junkies who like shirtless teenage boys.
     
  8. egotistical

    egotistical Member

    Doesn't matter what category they're in, usually the stories are hilarious in one sense or another.
     
  9. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Mod in Glass House

    That's the best story I've heard in a while.
     
  10. Lexvol

    Lexvol Guest

    I once knew a girl on a fan site that heard talking penises.
     
  11. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    I guess we all have that to look forward to
     
  12. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Mod in Glass House

    Went to lunch and saw an older lawyer here in town call a waitress over. Stayed seating, gave her a hug, asked where she'd been and the entire conversation sat there and rubbed/patted her leg and ass. As shameless as I've ever seen. Twas all I could do to keep from laughing.
     
  13. CD12

    CD12 Member

    So what if my wife is 15 years younger than me......
     
  14. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    If she's not upset, why should anyone else be?
     
  15. IP

    IP Grusader Knight Errant of the 8th Order

    High fives all around?

    I have a friend who is married to a woman 30+ years younger. He looks like and sounds like the Dos Equis guy.
     
  16. CD12

    CD12 Member

    she had me at hello..
     
  17. volinbham

    volinbham Contributor

    you're married to Renee Zell-widger?
     
  18. volinbham

    volinbham Contributor

    I may qualify as a professor but I ain't telling no stories.
     
  19. chavisut

    chavisut Super Moderator

    Are we talking about senior citizens that hit on every piece of tail they see? If so, heroes.
     
  20. Lexvol

    Lexvol Guest

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