Dooley - A Hot commodity?

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by Beechervol, Aug 28, 2012.

  1. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

  2. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    It would save Tennessee $5 million
     
  3. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Couldn't open the thread with a straight face.
     
  4. Tar Volon

    Tar Volon Me Blog @RockyTopTalk.com

    The article is a hell of a lot more sane than the headline.
     
  5. JT5

    JT5 Super Moderator

    Exactly. Dumbass uses Sylvester Croom, Houston Nutt, and Bobby Johnson as examples. Where are those "hot commodities" today?
     
  6. Beechervol

    Beechervol Super Moderator

    Im not sure I buy 8-5 = UT has to extend his contract because he is in the market now.
     
  7. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    I doubt he'd win SEC coach of the year at 8-5 as the article suggests.
     
  8. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Imaginary conversation in Hart's office in December -

    Dooley - (knocking on door peeking in office) Dave, can we talk about something?
    Hart - Sure Vince, er Barbara, er, whatever your name is, what is it?
    Dooley - (Sits down) Well, I've been contacted by XYZ University about their head coaching position. They saw what I inherited here and turned it into an 8 win season and want to hire me. I like it, here, want to stay here, but I want a contract extension and a raise or I am going to leave.
    Hart - GTFO out of my office, I'll have my assistant give you some boxes, and tell XYZ for saving me $4M so I can go get a real coach now.
     
  9. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Houston Nutt subs on CBS sports when Phil Fulmer is not available.

    Bobby Johnson is second billing at Horseshoe Tunica where he does a stand-up routine with an arrow through his head.

    Sylvester Croom is still trying to figure out how he took an SEC team and lost to Maine.
     
  10. volfanjo

    volfanjo Chieftain

    I like what you did there.
     
  11. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    The schools willing to take Dooley at 8-5 probably won't be the type of school willing to pay 2 million a year.

    The schools willing to pay 2 million a year would probably laugh at his resume.
     
  12. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Well okay. Bye dools
     
  13. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    I've honestly thought about what kind of coaching job he would land if he were to be fired after this season and I honestly can't think of more than a handful of bottom-feeding programs that would hire him as a head coach. Like sub-La Tech bottom feeding.
     
  14. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    I could see Dooley doing the CBS halftime show if he got fired. He likes to fire off those witty one-liners.
     
  15. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    He can write his own book, "[ddiapos]: It's About the Process".
     
  16. droski

    droski Traffic Criminal

    What ****'s has done at L Tech doesn't exactly speak well of dooley except I suppose you coudl argue he sets things up well for the new guy.
     
  17. Low Country Vol

    Low Country Vol Contributor

    At least Maine is nearly 3 times the population of Wyoming.
     
  18. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    He wasn't playing the whole state, just the university. I'm certainly not excusing it, but the Wyoming loss was with a deadman walking coach to a 1a team that would have beaten Maine by approximately 19 touchdowns.

    I'm not sure an SEC team has ever lost to a 1-aa school in the modern era outside of that particular game.
     
  19. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Mississippi to Jacksonville state in 2010
    Arkansas to Citadel in 92
    South Carolina to Citadel in 90
    South Carolina to Furman in 82
     
  20. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    History of the SEC expansion is a good, brief read.
     

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