Dooley at IU today

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by Indy, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. Indy

    Indy Chieftain

    A friend of mine who is in the athletic training program at IU texted me today and told me his friend, who is a big UF fan, saw coach Dooley at IU's football practice. Anyone have any idea why he would be there?
     
  2. IP

    IP Advanced Pruitt Apologetics Bot

    Learning new methods of sucking from giants in the field... of sucking.
     
  3. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Doing his practicum in his Master's program of sucking.

    Or, more likely, do some legwork on his doctoral dissertation.

    If he's at IU, I assume that his next stop is Lindsey Lohan's beach bungalow / home jail, to snag some pointers on life-management skills.
     
  4. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Got my hopes up for a split second. Was hoping to see that he took another job.
     
  5. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Serious question -

    Is there a BCS program worse than IU right now?
     
  6. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    Checking out his future employment prospects?
     
  7. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Doing a symposium on showering.
    And also showing how to suck.
     
  8. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Don't think they have a GA opening on their staff at the moment. Maybe something in the film or equipment rooms?
     
  9. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Tennessee. I kid, I kid.
     
  10. Indy

    Indy Chieftain

    not funny, Macon.
     
  11. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    Turner Gill left Kansas in about as poor shape as a program can be left in.
     
  12. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Which is exactly why I have a hard time understanding why Charlie Weis went there. I mean its probably gonna take years to rebuild that job.
     
  13. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Shows how well he and Muschamp got along
     
  14. MaconVol

    MaconVol Chieftain

    Were there problems? I haven't heard anything about them.
     
  15. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    A lazy sum[itch bay] and a type-A nutjob will never coexist.
     
  16. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    Plenty of surplus sideline clothing from a few years back.

    If Muschamp doesn't show some marked improvement this year, there are going to be a lot of comparisons to Herr Dooley.
     
  17. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    I don't get all the Dooley hate. The man has greatly improved our team's shower discipline. It was a big problem. I am amazed it only took two years to change the shower mindset and atmosphere of the Vols. Give him time folks. Saban needed a little time to win championships. Let's be patient. Perhaps in the next four or five seasons we can address some actual football techniques. Next thing you know, in eight to ten seasons we may actually contend for third place in the East. Baby steps guys. Baby steps.
     
  18. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Lowering cannons.....
     
  19. warhammer

    warhammer Chieftain

    I actually like the Field Marshall. If only his coaching was up to par with his color coordination.
     
  20. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Or his hair. That's some damn fine man locks. I bet he brushes it with 200 brush strokes every night before he goes to bed.

    On the Field Marshall deal: He reminds me more of Colonel Klink than he does Erwin Rommel.
     

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