At first it seems like a difficult choice, but then you realize you really can't lose by picking either. Goooooooooooooooooooooooo Gorillas!
Sorry, I think gsvol is the bigger fail. Less well-read, less humorous, quicker to anger, more racist.
The cartoons are what pushes gs over the top. Gorillas get tommy gunned down by this gun selling, bunker living, cartoon posting, paranoid individual.
He never leaves the bunker much less the politics forum. Plus gs has a buddy that has done everything or was a witness to every significant historical event in the last 100 years. The Forrest Gump Concept is a microcosom of gs' life.
Racism is hard to top, but gibbs has too much fail spread over too many different topics to overcome. In the end, I have to take gibbs easily.
gsvol takes it for me. He is the perfect mix of dumb but thinks he isn't, bigoted and lying piece of shit. I have also pm'ed with him, and he came off as every bit as [uck fay]tarded and told me whatever I could say to him in pms I could feel free to say to him in the forums. I believe that was about the point that I started replying to all of his posts by calling him a stupid little [itch bay], which he surprisingly ignored, and that tells me something.
I've never been able to read a whole gsvols post, just too damn long. But I've looked out my front door, and the vote goes to Gibbs.
I have ignored an awful lot of gsvol's posts due to the ridiculous length and the vibe I always got from the first 2-3 sentences. When he first arrived at VN he actually posted a good bit in the other forums. He was as ridiculous there as he is in politics. Still, gibbs's remarkable ability to take rock-solid proof that he is in the wrong and then cling to it and present it in his own favor, with zero explanation as to why it strengthens his argument rather than shatters it other than "real world outside the backdoor". It's a new level of trolling.