FLA Zoo Employee Killed Having Sex With Gator...

Go Gata?

http://topratedviral.com/article/zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-have-sex-with-alligator/1001224

 

I have a hard time believing this.

 

It's on the internets, of course it is true

 

Anywhere but Florida, and I call BS.

Anywhere but Florida.

 

Doesn't Alabama have some alligators in it as well?

 

Plenty, but you don't see nearly as many crazy stories that start with "An Alabama man..."

 

Maybe there is a god. No human being should walk this earth that would seek to copulate with a reptile. What a sicko.

 

I fingered a couple of gators.


I had to report what sex they were on the harvest report

 

necrobeastiality?

 

Thing is, there was no box for yes or no, just M or F, WTF?


That was the dude in jail with Fletch, BTW.

 

fake

 

Push your finger into their cloaca. If they get really mad, they're a male. If they get a headache, they're female. If they pretend to be asleep, they're your wife.

 

Sex with an alligator is a real mixed drink

 

If someone jumps out of a closet and licks that same finger, it's NYY.

 

Get serious. Like we're going to believe there is a closet that could contain him.

 

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/all...s-hand-florida-everglades-41353309?yptr=yahoo


Frickin gators, man

 

It's a pain in the [penis] to make and bartenders hate it too. Mostly because they only tend to be ordered in multiples of 10 by already wasted sorority girls (or skeezy dudes trying to impress groups of girls with pretty shot) on busy nights and they take ****ing forever.

Pretty tasty though