Ghost Rider 2

How much money would you need to be paid to go the theater and watch this film?

 

$20 minimum

 

$50 due to Nicolas Cage being the star.

 

If the ticket is free and I get a drink and a snack, I'd do it for 10 bucks. I have to get to watch the previews, though.

 

I think I'd have to get what IPO got, and also be allowed to pick who gets to watch the movie with me, and where we all have to sit. I would also have to have the ability to eject anyone else, because I'd already be miserable, no need to further irritate me with bad movie guests.

 

Being ejected from that kind of movie would be a lifetime low for a bastard.

 

On the subject of movies, and undeserving of its own thread, saw Safe House today... and it sucked.

 

Ghost Rider 2 will be the best unintentional comedy of 2012. I'd go for a free ticket.