Harbaugh to Michigan per Bruce Feldman

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The B1G East could be loaded soon if Penn St ever gets their stuff together. Harbaugh, Urban, Dantonio and Franklin all in the same division. Yikes.

 

They probably see this is as a detriment to Michigan's educational mission. Now, if we just hire another professor from a different continent with English as his 17th language that loves to do research but hates to teach, we can pass those uppity Ann Arbor academics.

 

He'll be gone in 3-4 years.

 

It is Christmas time, and I am feeling particularly optimistic.

 

Larry Brown of Football?

 

I hope all the media stooges who said there was no way Gruden would take this job get cancer.

 

Penis cancer.

 

Who cares? Michigan will be in great shape when he does

 

So [dadgum] what? He'll put them back on the map. When your NFL bunch is sucking shit in two years for trying to turn back the clock, I will laugh heartily.

 

I remember they said that Bama's revenue went up by 50-60 million dollars three years after hiring Saban.

 

Missing the bigger picture: San Fran needs a coach. And they won't settle for less than the best.

We have the best, right? Therefore, Butch is obvious first candidate.

 

Makes sense

 

probably closer to 6-7. And does it matter? They'll be loaded when he leaves.

 

Whether he's there 3 or 30 years, it shows Michigan brass is ready to be a major player again.

 

Urban Meyer retires again. Also a plus.

 

Like Stanford was?

 

If you listen carefully, you can hear his heart palpitations from here.

 

That's great. It really is. I've already said York has turned this into a joke, so maybe we can laugh together?