HIre Mike Gundy!!!

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by NEW COACH, Nov 28, 2017.

  1. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Les

    [uck fay]ing

    Miles
     
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  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I have to wonder why he isn't getting any traction at any of these openings? Has he basically Fulmered himself into thinking he is worth more than he is?
     
  3. syndicate

    syndicate Well-Known Member

    He's butch but with good luck.
     
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  4. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    He's Butch with balls, a national championship and a runner up, and good luck.

    So basically, he's not Butch.
     
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  5. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    What would Gundy have done with last years roster? Butch, an abysmal joke of a coach won 9 games. I think Gundy could have some really good years here, may not be able to consistently be the team to beat in the east but a threat every year and win it his share.

    The 8.4 number is crazy though. He would really need a stout DC and some guys who know the south really well for recruiting.
     
  6. GahLee

    GahLee Director of Conspiracy Theories, 8th Maxim

    Uh, no.
     
  7. Savage Orange

    Savage Orange I need ammunition, not a ride. -V Zelensky.

    We are in absolute agreement here.
     
  8. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    Miles is a better coach than Mullen and probably Gundy. Is age a problem?
     
  9. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    My clipped toenails are better than Butch.

    UT can have them for $500k/year for 5 years.
     
  10. bostonvol

    bostonvol Chieftain

    Mullen is most likely only going to take three assistants with him, Todd Grantham, Billy Gonzales, and John Hevesney.
     
  11. docholiday

    docholiday Contributor

    Got you. My MS St buddy told me he was taking most of the staff. Still will not end well for him.
     
  12. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Burn the mother [uck fay]er down, kill the infestation and start over.
     
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  13. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Bet it wouldn't take $8 million (that will [uck fay] us for AT LEAST another 10 years) to get him here. And the bonus is he has actual real life accomplishments not related to challenging people because he's 40 or a shitty hair style.
     
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  14. Daddy Gee

    Daddy Gee Chieftain

    I would just as soon hire an interim for 2018 than settle for Gundy for the next 3 years or more. We'd be locking in a desperation move for years to come.
     
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  15. reVOLt

    reVOLt Contributor

    Rhymes with Milf In
     
  16. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    I talked myself into it last night.

    It's like faking a FG when you're down 3. It's like throwing a TD pass down 24-23 with one second left instead of kicking a FG. It's like going for it on 4th down 5 times in a game and getting all of them.

    It's [uck fay]ing crazy, and that's exactly where I want to be.
     
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  17. Daddy Gee

    Daddy Gee Chieftain

  18. TangoUniform

    TangoUniform Contributor

    Lane.
    [uck fay]ing.
    Kiffin.

    (who should have been the first call, nevermind)
     
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  19. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    That's par for the course for our dumbass fanbase.

    Celebrating giving $8 million dollars to a $2 million dollar guy.
     
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  20. Daddy Gee

    Daddy Gee Chieftain

    Yep. Doesn't do a thing for me. Not looking forward to everythingMullet for the next 4 years if this happens
     

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